Base Set

Howard, artificial women are your department—you wanna take this?

I am the master of my own bladder.

Penny, I told you, if you don't put him in his crate at night, he just runs around the apartment.

Let me get that plate out of your way.

Before we get to the courthouse, I'd like to call on your skills as an actress.

That's my girl.

You are my boyfriend. Nothing you do is silly to me.

This is great. I had a suit like this when I was six!

Is your mother a good or poor bowler?

I don't know about you, but I feel empowered.

Go team Leonard!

So what, you're just gonna walk up and down the stairs?

So you say you can't pay your rent.

As a native Texan, I must say I've never heard the phrase 'yee-haw' used in quite that context.

Why on earth would we have sex?

Let me get my cockamamie keys.

Just like a real hand . . .

Hey, nice knees.

He's a lamb; you're not.

He takes the kitty to the potty?

So you decided to get the whole Manhattan Project?

What are you doing in there?

Are you still depressed because you're alone and no one loves you?

Now get my back, Jack!